| Quotations on the subject: Death |
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
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A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
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The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
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I hope the leaving is joyful; and I hope never to return.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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