| Quotations on the subject: Children |
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
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Childhood: The period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth -- two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.
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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
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Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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Familiarity breeds contempt... and children.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant... and let the air out of the tires.
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If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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