| Quotations on the subject: Business, Finance & Economics |
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment.
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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
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Letting your customers set your standards is a dangerous game, because the race to the bottom is pretty easy to win. Setting your own standards, and living up to them, is a better way to profit. Not to mention a better way to make your day worth all the effort you put into it.
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To succeed as a team is to hold all of the members accountable for their expertise.
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Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
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"Whom are you?" he asked, for he had attended business college.
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In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. Management cannot be expected to recognize a good idea unless it is presented to them by a good salesman.
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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